I actually feel so honoured to be a part of something amazing because OMFG THERE IS A GROUP OF RUSSIAN LADIES DANCING AROUND MAKING PIZZA AND EVERYONE LOVES IT. AND NOW THE PIZZA OVEN IS JUST SPINNING AROUND ON STAGE LIKE WTF IS GOING ON I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH FUCK.
I feel so sorry that America doesn`t have this. It`s just the best fucking thing.
when will my reflection show
who i am
inside
fixed it
holy shit, i laughed so hard
and then I died
#dead
even jawn can’t stop admiring how adorable he is.Laughing way more than I should be
(Source: fukubo, via ai-luthien)
| most teenagers: | omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday |
|---|---|
| me: | why can't I untangle these earphones |
As the sun fades in Cheshire county, England.
JOHNLOCK.
This has become my head-canon for college aged!AU John and Sherlock.
Yes, this is VERY relevant.
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
(Source: dickhaven, via ai-luthien)
Barbie, you should keep your waffle iron closed. Otherwise it’s going to get all dusty, and then you’ll have dust in your waffles.
Awwww, what a cute puppy under the table! :)
You really shouldn’t keep your cleaning products where your pets can get to them.
Fruit on the floor? So close to the litterbox? How unsanitary.
Is that an ironing board on the wall, in the kitchen? That’s unusual!
Don’t you think you should keep the towel closer to the sink, and not hanging on the fridge?
OMG what the heck is wrong with you people! Who cares about the towel? Those appliances on top of the fridge could fall and hurt someone! I suggest you store them safely in a cabinet, Barbie.
Okay, seriously, you guys? What is wrong with you? YOU DON’T SEE THE OBVIOUS? C’MON. That dress is way too fucking revealing. Put on more clothes Barbie! Shame!
I can’t believe that all of you could be so ignorant. This is just wrong. All of it. First off, look at the food on the doors! So disorganized! And their are handcuffs, on the waffle maker. AND A GUN! Firearms are not supposed to be on places where you make food. Come on, Barbie! FOR SHAME!
Is that cat actually taking a shit? and OMFG her house is an absolute tip, like she should get a fucking cleaner or something that dirty bitch.
(via ai-luthien)
(Source: sherlockconfessions, via ai-luthien)
It`s gotten so bad that I will actually reblog a post where the only touch is a pinky finger and I`m just like “YEAH YOU TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT BABY YEAH YOU GO DO THAT THAT`S GOOD BABY THAT`S WHAT MAMMA WANTS”…
(via tundrawoman)
Sometimes I feel like Glen Coco because I secretly know that everyone wants to give me valentines day cards but noone actually knows who the fuck I am in real life.
(Source: supholmes, via ai-luthien)
Sherlock’s like “He’s licking his lips…. what is he trying to tell me??? What is he trying to imply???? Why am I turned on???….. This is a good moment to let him know I’m married to my work.”
NOT SURE IF HE WANTS MY DICK
OR JUST NEEDS CHAPSTICK
(Hint: it’s the dick)
I keep looking, can’t look away. With a facial focus akin to Sherlock’s!
Reblogging because I thought THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING. Like why would you lick your lips? That`s not a normal thing to do after talking about relationships and whatnot? WHAT IS HE IMPLYING. (gay)
(via ai-luthien)
Story of my fucking life.
(via andrewgarfeilds)
